The only wrestlers capable of being able to kill Osama would be Andrew Howe, Jordan Burroughs, and David Taylor.
i heard that Bin Ladin's base camp was under heavy attack from Brock Lesnar's hammer fists. the distraction bought Jordan Burroughs the time to out flank and bust a power double through the back door and into Brock. the collision was as loud as thunder and knocked them both unconscious. leaving no man behind, rulon gardner picked up the two and headed to the chopper. but not before leaving his shoes to stink out the encamped Taliban. stumbling and disoriented by the odor, the Taliban were sitting ducks for Jake Varner. he pistol whipped 'em all and then side-headlocked 'em for a quick 6-0 tech. however Jake impatiently mistook Chuck Norris for Bin Ladin. a costly mistake and a devastating round-house kick later, Jake was unconscious. inconvenienced by the wait, Karelin stepped out the chopper calmly walked into the compound as bullets ricocheted off. no rounds could pierce the chiseled flesh. Chuck Norris then tried to round-house kick Karelin but broke his leg. laughing at the futile attempt to defend Bin Ladin, Karelin doused Chuck with gas, ripped off Chuck's beard, wrapped it around his enormous fist, and struck Chuck in the face. fortunately the blow alone killed Chuck, who then burned in flames as the furry strike ignited the gas. with flame in hand, Karelin marched towards the quivering and urine stained Bin Ladin. Karelin reversed-power-bombed Bin Ladin, thus severing his spinal column. then punched his flaming fist down Bin Ladin's throat, lifted his limp body in the air, and fired him off like a round at the scorching afghan sun. tired from the days activities, Karelin hunkered down for a nap. this gave the rest of team the chance to head back to America, tell Obama, take credit, and enter the witness protection program cause no one takes credit from Karelin and lives.
Anthony Robles breaks Osama's hands with his killer grip, then Bubba Jenkins comes in and pins him with a inside cradle.
i think the squad consisted of dan gable as sgt major, sgt tom brands and terry bands. cpl mark perry, brent metcalf, and dont forget about sanderson and smith. jack spates prolly made an appearence as well lol
Dan "The Man" Gable was going on his every day morning run around the world to beat his time when all of the sudden he heard a horribe plot againstg his country. He raced down to Osama's hideout to see that it was surrounded by Taliban. So using his superior conditioning, technique, and mental preperation he broke every soldier in half with a double leg takedown till he got upstairs to osama, all without giving up a single point. Once Gable got a hold of osama, he knew that his horrible conditioning didnt stand a chance to Gable's. So Gable eventually out wrestled Bil Laden and left the match with a score of Gable (USA)-Best Eva, NOsama-0. Thus concluding Gables wrestlig adverntures around the world.