If you have ever flown Jet Blue they do a pretty good job, and have a sick terminal at JFK, (an airport that usually is a nightmare.) Furthermore they have satellite TV free for every passenger. Pretty cool, except that plane trips are my most effecient way to get work done without any phone calls interrupting me.
So Im ready to get to work on a real productive flight when I see someone flip through their tv out of the corner of my eye and I see two wrestlers. It was lightning quick and I dont think a normal person could have even registered them, but Im keen to seeing anything wrestling.
Problem is we are on the runway and I cant get my head phones!!!! I turn my tv to the channel and Im watching Escobedo get upset at home vs Pataky and I cant control myself. Man that was exciting!! I start announcing the next match (in my head) as if Im doing the announcing..."And Penn State gets another takedown!....they go out of bounds" Im getting pumped. Im really edgy now and want my headphones but Im caught, cant get up until we are in the air! Damn!!!
Finally we are in the air, we arent suppose to get up YET but I get up and scramble for my head phones before the stuartess sees me, (she does see me but couldnt care less) ...Got em, go back into my seat and hurry to put my headphones in the jack.
When I plug them in I hear Tim Johnson and Ken Chertow commentating and the first thing I hear is "why the wrestler with his head in the mat is not in a good position" DUH, any youth wrestler knows that. They went on announcing this dual like it was the first time I was watching wrestling. They went on dumbing down wrestling for the next 3 matches. Furthermore they are talking about everything but the details of the match. They talk about this or that and are talking about the mat in generalities and dont hesitate to talk about random stuff like how Ken Chertow got taught something from Doug Blubaugh?!! What? we got a sweet match going on. I can understand a little color commentating, but 95% is NOT about the things actually happening on the mat. They were there trying to show everybody how much they know. No play by play.
I then go and do an experiment and walk to the back of the plane and slowly move towards the front. I look at every TV along the way and see if anybody else is watching this dual...no..no...no...about 100 tvs till I get to my seat without seeing another passenger watching the dual. Whats the point? The only person watching wrestling was a wrestling fan- ME. So I was being succombed to listening to two people diluting the dual and BSing with eachother for 30 minutes before I even start to channel surf.
Please Ken Chertow and Tim Johnson I dont want to hear how wrestling numbers are growing on the youth level in the middle of a freaking big ten match. I dont want to see TV graphics on how many points a takedown is. Are you kidding me?! You think someone is going to sit down and really want to learn how wrestling works by just happening to click over to it on TV? Do you know how short people's attention span is these days? You must live in 1952.
Im the only person watching out of a 100 people on this plane and as I write this you cant even keep me interested! Stop trying to convince mainstream how cool our sport is because guess what? They are watching Family Guy! If you dont like wrestling too bad!!
This is the most exciting sport in the world. . Im probably the biggest wreslting fan of all time and you are turning me off! If you cant keep your core audience interested than you have nothing. STOP diluting our sport, you are only boring the real fans and turning us off. Ken and Tim, if you cant change then Big Ten please hire someone new,